im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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