I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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