Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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