So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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