i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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