I need help removing her.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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