you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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