Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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