Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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