She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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