He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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