Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I think i got beer on your cat.
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