This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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