ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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