i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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