Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
