dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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