i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize