I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My day in three words: secret purse cake
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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