Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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