love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
