Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
