that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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