there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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