I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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