"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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