You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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