Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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