Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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