I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
