this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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