when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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