i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
