doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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