You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
