No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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