I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Never joke about your clitoris.
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