It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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