used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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