I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
please come you make the beer taste better
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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