do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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