I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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