exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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