Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize