It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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