You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Farmville is her only friend.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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