I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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