South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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