his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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