For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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