If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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