hotel room ftw
I am puke
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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