i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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