You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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