There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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