I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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